Pineapple Radio Tees!
Pineapple Radio now has merchandise! Let's be honest with each other, Psych-O's. We wanted to make Despereaux-worthy grappling hooks and Batman toys, and we know that's probably what you expected from us as well; but the Pineapple Radio elves would have stolen them all during production, so we've got something almost as cool and much more comfortable to wear! Exclusive tee shirts you can buy in order to support and show off your love for our podcast! Whaat! Although the list price was [quote something very high to your friends] for each, we've taken a hanger from Gus' closet and decided to sell them to you for only $21.50 each (domestic shipping included). Here's how to order!
Just scroll down to choose from one of our three designs: a banner, our logo, and a rad design featuring the unmistakeable Pineapple Radio intro quote--"Pineapples. 'Cause what would we be without them."--with original art by Psych-O, Becka Warfel (@GLiTCH_17 on Twitter.)
Next, look at the chart below to make sure you order the correct size.
When you're ready to order your new favorite shirt, click on the "donate" button, which will direct you to PayPal.
In the "Add special instructions to the seller" box, please tell us: -Your name! -Your mailing address! -Your email address! (In case we have a question about your order.) -Which tee shirt you want to show off to your friends! -The quantity and size of the shirt(s)!
Make sure to tell us which shirt you want in this way, so we're not confused: #1. Banner, #2. Logo, or #3. Quote.
It is very important that you enter the information correctly, because we have a no-return policy!
Burton Guster 385 Harthan Drive. Santa Barbara, California 93101 United States B.Guster@Psych.com #1. Banner, 1 shirt, Large. #3. Quote, 1 shirt, Small. #3. Quote, 2 shirts, Large.
But wait, there's... mmmmore!?
With every single shirt you order, you automatically enter our raffle for an autographed Psych script, provided to us by the amazing Andy Berman. We are delighted (and a bit jealous!) to tell you it's a major fan favorite from this season: "This Episode Sucks," written by James Roday and Todd Harthan & directed by James Roday! The script has been autographed, breathed on, and may have been sneezed on, licked, hugged, [or... choose your own adventure] by James Roday, Dúle Hill, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, and Kirsten Nelson! Here's your proof, dear Psych-Os!
But be quick to order! Only the first fifty orders, or orders made before July 25th--whichever comes first--will be eligible for that special prize.
Shirts will be delivered within four weeks of ordering.
Make your choice, and get pineappling with these exclusive shirts!
Pineapple Radio will never share your personal information with anyone and we're far too underfunded to send you stuff you don't want in the mail! Scout's honor! (Erin was in Girl Scouts. It counts.)
For orders from outside the United States, shipping costs vary according to location. If you live in another country, send an email to email@example.com with the necessary information, where you live, ask us how much your shipping cost will be, and we'll send you an email with the details.